I have here a catalogue called Essentials By Post. It appears to be stocked entirely with products that sound like they've just been rejected on Dragons' Den ( Read more... )

Tonight's TV dilemma - do I watch Harry & Paul with its "island populated entirely by Jeremy Clarksons", or American Inventor on freeview, which is the US version of Dragons' Den, and has Peter on it. And features an "instant nakedness device".

...I've pretty much answered my own question there, haven't I.

Staff newsletter: International Gynae Awareness Day - "there will be a range of taster sessions". Err.....

In other news: Dragon criticises Apprentice *sniggers*

If all goes to plan, should be going to see The Mummy 3 tonight, yay! Although after today at work all I really want to do is sit in a dark corner with a bottle of wine. But I'm sure I' ( Read more... )

Dear subconscious: Dreams involving unexpected!Peter Jones? More plz. Thks.

Here, have a gratuitous picture of Peter and Hamfatter, in which Peter fails to look as cool as he probably thinks he does, but nevertheless still somehow looks damn sexy.

Also, I've just realised something. Duncan Bannatyne is a Nac Mac Feegle ( Read more... )

So, this morning I get soaked walking to work in fairly insane levels of rain (it even got inside my coat. The whole front of my top was soaked. Everybody else found this very amusing). Then I get soaked *again* on site (contractor - "do you want to borrow a hard hat to keep the rain off?" Me - "no thanks I can't actually get any wetter at this ( Read more... )

Which Dragon would you tolerate sharing a desert island with?
"Oh my word - that is a very tough question. Well, if you choose one of the girls - then that raises all types questions but then if you choose one of the boys, that raises all sorts of questions too."

Thanks Theo, that clears it up nicely. *sporfles*

So I wrote another Dragons' Den fic. But you're gonna have to join the_slash_den to read it, bwah hah hah.

In other news, have some Top Gear pix I dont think I've seen before.

( click for the pretty )

So, following - well, pretty much no coercion at all really - I've made the_slash_den - a comm for Dragons' Den slashfic.

Go forth, pimp it, join it, and above all write things for it. Plz?

Now, I *loved* this advert when I first saw it. I mean, I love gremlins. But what just made me die of squee?
Was realising exactly who it is...

Slow on the uptake? Moi?

Peter Jones: “It’s become quite tactical, like a game of poker. For example, when Theo plays with his money you know he’s thinking about putting it in.”

*sniggers*